f00ker

My brother is a f00ker. He yells at me for spilling soda but dropped his phone in the toilet.

That f00ker thinks he's cool because he wears a hat backward. He can't even tie his shoes.

I called my teacher a f00ker. She gave me a pop quiz and I failed it.

That f00ker at the bus stop talked the whole way home about his dog's bad hair.

My mom is a f00ker. She told me the same story about her day for three days straight.

I texted my friend and said 'Hey' and he replied with a 1000-word essay. He's a f00ker.

That f00ker turned off the lights in the classroom and made everyone scream.

My dad is a f00ker. He took my mom's phone and sent her a message that said 'I love you, but also I hate you.'

I saw a f00ker throw a pizza in the air and it landed on a cop. That was not cool.

That f00ker thinks he's famous because he took a selfie with a hot dog.

My neighbor is a f00ker. He painted his house purple and still thinks he's the best.

I told my friend he was a f00ker. He said I was a f00ker too. That's not helpful.