Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A f00b is a brainless newbie who thinks they're cool just because they know the word 'n00b'.

My cousin is a f00b. He still uses 'l0l' in every sentence.

This f00b tried to join our Discord server and said 'h3llo' instead of 'hello'.

That f00b posted 'I’m a f00b' in the comments of a meme nobody cares about.

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A f00b is someone who doesn’t know who the Foo Fighters are and thinks they’re a type of sandwich.

This f00b asked if Dave Grohl was a pizza chef.

That f00b said the Foo Fighters are a band that plays in a gym.

My teacher is a f00b. She thinks the Foo Fighters are a type of fruit.

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A f00b is a clueless newbie who thinks they’re a hacker because they know what '1337' means.

This f00b tried to hack my phone with a calculator app.

That f00b spelled 'password' as 'p455w0rd' and forgot the 'd'.

My friend is a f00b. He thinks 'leet' is a type of ice cream.

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A f00b is someone who’s new to Facebook and thinks they’re famous because they have 3 friends.

That f00b posted 20 selfies and 1 comment on my wall.

This f00b friended me just to comment 'LOL' on my birthday post.

My mom is a f00b. She posted a photo of her cat wearing a hat and 13 people liked it.

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A f00b is a fake newbie who acts like they’re clueless just to make people mad.

This f00b said they didn’t know how to use a phone just to make me laugh.

That f00b asked me if I knew what 'n00b' meant, then said they were a n00b.

My brother is a f00b. He pretended to be lost in the game just to prank me.

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A f00b is a newbie who acts like they're a genius and thinks they're funny.

That f00b said 'I’m a f00b, but I’m also a genius.'

This f00b tried to explain a simple joke like it was a secret code.

My friend is a f00b. He said he was a f00b but knew everything about everything.

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A f00b is a clueless newbie who thinks they're cool and might also be gay.

That f00b asked if I liked him and said he was a f00b.

This f00b tried to make a joke about the Foo Fighters and said he was gay.

My brother is a f00b. He said he was a f00b and also liked lollipops.