f-zone

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The place where a guy goes when a girl tells him to just be friends and acts like he’s invisible.
She said, 'Let’s just be friends,' and I vanished like a bad hair day.
He tried to ask her out again. She said, 'We’re just friends.' He said, 'I’m not your friend. I’m your ghost.'
He walked into the F-Zone and never came out. He’s still stuck there with a bunch of other sad guys.
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The prison for guys who get told to be friends and can’t escape.
'Let’s just be friends,' she said. He was like, 'This isn’t a prison. This is a punishment.'
He got sent to the F-Zone for trying to text her at 2 a. m.
He’s still there. He’s eating chips and pretending he’s not sad.
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The spot where guys go when they’re told to be friends and it feels like they’re getting kicked out of a party.
He got told to be friends and walked out like he was leaving a party. He didn’t even say goodbye.
She said, 'Let’s just be friends,' and he walked away like she just broke his favorite chair.
He got kicked out of the F-Zone because he was too loud.
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