f-you button

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The button you slam when a call pops up from someone you wish you could punch in the face.

My mom called at 2 AM. I hit the F-you button so hard, my phone screamed.

My crush called. I hit the F-you button and pretended I was dead.

My boss called. I hit the F-you button and went to sleep.

When you press the button that makes the caller think you’re a ghost who doesn’t like them.

My ex called. I hit the F-you button and left a voicemail saying, 'You’re annoying.'

My sister called. I hit the F-you button and said, 'I’m not even here.'

My neighbor called. I hit the F-you button and said, 'Go away.'

The button you hit when you’re too lazy to answer and too mad to talk.

My friend called. I hit the F-you button and said, 'I’m busy being mad.'

My dad called. I hit the F-you button and said, 'I’m not talking to you.'

My crush called again. I hit the F-you button and said, 'I hate you.'