f utarted

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when your friend is being a total f*cking moron and you can't stand it anymore

My cousin tried to cook a pizza and it looked like a science experiment. F utarted.

My best friend thought the moon was made of cheese. F utarted.

My mom tried to text me and spelled 'hello' as 'helo'. F utarted.

when someone you know is so f*cking dumb it's like they were born in a trash can

My neighbor tried to mow the lawn with a spoon. F utarted.

My brother thought a cat was a dog. F utarted.

My teacher thought I was sick and I was just bored. F utarted.

when your friend is being so f*cking stupid it's making your brain hurt

My dad tried to fix the TV with a banana. F utarted.

My sister thought the sky was green. F utarted.

My friend tried to explain how to tie shoes and failed. F utarted.

when someone you know is acting like they're the dumbest person on the planet and you're f*cking done with it

My uncle tried to drive a car with a spoon. F utarted.

My mom thought the sun was a giant flashlight. F utarted.

My friend tried to sing and it sounded like a cat was screaming. F utarted.

when your friend is so f*cking dumb it's like they were hit by a truck full of nonsense

My brother tried to build a treehouse with a spoon. F utarted.

My dad thought the moon was a cheese sandwich. F utarted.

My sister tried to write a letter and spelled 'hello' as 'helo'. F utarted.