F-ton

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A huge pile of something that makes you think you’re gonna die from carrying it. It’s so much you can’t even imagine adding one more piece without screaming.

I bought a F-ton of chips and now my couch is buried under them.

My mom sent me a F-ton of socks and I’m gonna suffocate in them.

That F-ton of candy is gonna rot my teeth and my soul.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A measurement so big it’s like trying to hold a mountain in your hands. If you’re lucky, you can carry it. If you’re not, you’re gonna regret it.

He brought a F-ton of pizza to the party and we all got food coma.

My dad tried to carry a F-ton of bricks and his back broke.

That F-ton of popcorn is gonna cost me a fortune in dental bills.

by Slangipedia 14d ago