f-tizzle

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The dad of love, time, and peace. He used to be called Fat Tizzle, but now it's just F-Tizzle. He's got huge calves from years of hard work and still refuses to take his diabetes meds. He's stubborn, doesn't back down, and loves to cuddle and watch movies while ignoring his health.
"You know I'm F-Tizzle, right? I've been doing this since before you were born."
"I'm not taking my diabetes pills. I'm taking my dignity."
He said he'd watch the whole movie, even though he fell asleep 10 minutes in.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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The guy who started it all. He's got a huge belly, huge calves, and no filter. He doesn't care if you're mad at him. He'll just cuddle you and say he loves you anyway.
"You're not mad at me, you're just mad at life."
He sent me a DM saying, "I know you're mad, but I still love you."
He walked into the room with a belly like a donut and a smile like a saint.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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The original F-Tizzle. He's got calves like tree trunks and a heart bigger than a football field. He doesn't take his meds, he takes his pride. He'll cuddle you, watch movies, and still act like he's 18.
He said, "I've got more energy than you, kid."
He watched the entire movie and didn't even blink.
He sent me a text: "I'm still the best dad, even if I'm not the best at taking my meds."
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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