f time

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F time is when everything gets weird and gross at the same time
My cousin tried to kiss my dog during f time. It was like a horror movie.
My friend's mom had f time at the grocery store. She screamed and threw a cart at a kid.
I had f time during math class. The teacher saw me eating a taco and got mad.
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When a virgin squirts his noodle into a girl's jorts, and she wore them right after eating a burrito
My cousin had f time in the bathroom. He used my sister's jorts and she was mad.
My friend's dad had f time in the car. He used my mom's jorts and it was gross.
I had f time during a video game. I didn't even know what I was doing.
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F time is when the clock is broken and everyone is confused
At my school, f time happens every Friday. No one knows what time it is.
My friend's phone had f time. It said 3:00 a. m. but it was actually 2:00 p. m.
During my mom's work meeting, f time happened. No one showed up.
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