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When Facebook suddenly feels like it's got a pulse and everyone you know is online at the same time, laughing at your dumb jokes and liking your stupid photos. Then it dies again like someone killed it with a blunt object.

'Hey, look at this dumb picture I took!', then no one replies.

You post a joke, and no one laughs. Just silence. Like Facebook is dead.

You try to start a conversation and get one reply from your uncle who thinks it's a spam account.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

The glorious moment when Facebook is alive and everyone is online, but then it suddenly becomes a ghost town. It's like a party that just got canceled by a kid with a calculator.

You post a photo, and your friends like it, then they all disappear.

You write a joke, and it gets 3 likes from your grandma and a comment from your ex.

You try to chat, but the only reply is 'lol' from your cousin who's in the bathroom.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When Facebook feels like it's alive, and all your friends are online, but then it's like they all got hit by a bus and died. You’re left there, like the last person at a pizza party.

You post a picture and get 1 like from your brother who’s asleep.

You write a joke and no one responds. Just silence. Like Facebook got kicked out of the house.

You start a conversation, and the only reply is 'brb' from your mom.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Facebook gets a little bit of life, and all your friends are online, but then it dies again like it got ran over by a truck. You’re the only one left, like a sad kid at a birthday party.

You post a picture and get one like from your dog.

You write a joke, and no one laughs. Just crickets. And your uncle’s face.

You start a conversation and get a reply from your grandma who thinks it's a bot.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When Facebook feels like it’s alive for a second, and everyone is online, but then it dies again. It's like a zombie that just got hit by a bullet and is now just a sad, lonely ghost.

You post a picture and get one like from your dad who is on a call.

You write a joke, and no one responds. Just silence. Like your friends are all dead.

You try to chat, and the only reply is 'what' from your cousin who is in the middle of a Fortnite match.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When Facebook wakes up for a little bit and everyone is online, but then it goes back to sleep like it was never alive. You're just there, like the last kid at a sleepover.

You post a picture and get one like from your brother who is in the kitchen eating cereal.

You write a joke, and no one laughs. Just silence. Like Facebook is taking a nap.

You start a conversation, and the only reply is 'later' from your mom who is on a call.

by Slangipedia 13d ago