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You see a giant problem in something but engineers say it's not a problem, it's a feature and you want to punch them in the face.
I tried to log in and it took 10 minutes. They said it's a feature. I said it's a curse.
The app crashed every time I opened it. They said it's a feature. I said it's a punishment.
I found a bug that made my whole project fail. They said it's a feature. I said it's a joke.
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You find a problem that makes your life harder, but engineers say it's a feature and you're just not getting it.
My app kept deleting my files. They said it's a feature. I said it's a death wish.
I tried to use the software but it turned my work into a mess. They said it's a feature. I said it's a nightmare.
The bug made my whole team lose their minds. They said it's a feature. I said it's a joke.
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You find a stupid problem and engineers act like it's a gift from the gods, and you want to scream.
I had to redo my whole project because of a bug. They said it's a feature. I said it's a curse.
The app didn't work at all. They said it's a feature. I said it's a mistake.
I tried to use the feature but it broke everything. They said it's a feature. I said it's a disaster.
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