F Shake

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What white or Asian people do when they're too scared to speak up. They fake laugh like they're in a comedy club, shrug like they just won the lottery, and make a face like they ate a whole pizza and it was covered in dog mess.
My cousin did the F Shake when the teacher called him out for cheating.
She did the F Shake when I told her I got a better grade than her.
He did the F Shake when the principal walked into the hallway.
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A face-melting expression white or Asian people use when they’re hiding their panic. It’s like they just saw a ghost, ate a bad taco, and got yelled at by their mom all at once.
She did the F Shake when I told her I was moving out.
He did the F Shake when the dog peed on his shoes.
My mom did the F Shake when I said I failed math.
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When white or Asian people feel like they’re about to die but don’t want to show it. They fake laugh, shrug, shake their head, and make a face that says, 'I hope I don’t end up in a ditch.'
My brother did the F Shake when he got a D on his test.
She did the F Shake when she saw her crush with another girl.
He did the F Shake when he got caught eating pizza during class.
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