f-puss

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It’s the fake snatch your guy friends say they bang at parties. It’s just a lie to make them sound cool.

My buddy said he got with the f-puss at the rave. I believe he got with a pizza box.

He claims he’s got a life because he’s got the f-puss. I’ve got a life and a belly.

I asked him if the f-puss was real. He said it was fake. I said I was gonna go to the party and beat it up.

It’s when you’re getting it on with a girl whose snatch looks like a forest.

She had a f-puss so hairy I thought she was wearing a hat.

I tried to kiss her, and I got a face full of bush.

I asked if she waxed. She said no. I said I was gonna burn the forest down.