f-port

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Talking about Fairport, New York like it’s the only place that matters and everyone else is stupid

I live in f-port. You live in a hole.

Why would anyone go to college when f-port is perfect?

You think you’re cool? You’re just from the next town over. F-port is where it’s at.

Calling Fairport, New York the best place ever, even if it’s just a small town

F-port is the best. You’re just jealous.

I’d rather die than live anywhere but f-port.

You don’t know what you’re missing. F-port is magic.

Bragging about Fairport, New York like it’s the greatest thing ever and everyone else is a loser

F-port is the best. You’re just a nobody.

I was born in f-port. You were born in a trash can.

F-port is perfect. You’re just a waste of space.