f my v

My mom called me a fat lard. I said 'f my v' and hung up.

He stole my lunch. I told him 'f my v' and walked away.

She broke my phone. I said 'f my v' and threw my shoes at her.

He kept talking during my favorite show. I said 'f my v' and turned it off.

My brother called me a crybaby. I said 'f my v' and took his candy.

She laughed at my joke. I said 'f my v' and left the room.

My dad yelled at me. I said 'f my v' and went back to my game.

She called me a loser. I said 'f my v' and beat her at chess.

He said I was ugly. I said 'f my v' and walked into the hallway.

He said my dog was fat. I said 'f my v' and fed him ice cream.

She said my hair was messy. I said 'f my v' and took her phone.

He said my math was bad. I said 'f my v' and drew on his face.

My sister kept bugging me. I said 'f my v' and took her snacks.

He kept stealing my homework. I said 'f my v' and threw it away.

She kept talking during my game. I said 'f my v' and turned it off.

He yelled at me. I said 'f my v' and yelled back.

She called me a nerd. I said 'f my v' and danced in the hall.

He said I was weak. I said 'f my v' and ran around the block.