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A lazy, sleepy way of saying fuck that makes you sound like you just woke up from a nap and your brain is still half-dead.
Man, this coffee tastes like my ex's lies.
I just got yelled at by my mom for burning the toast again.
My dog ate my homework and my sister's face.
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This band was like a bunch of angry teenagers who screamed at each other for 12 seconds and then went home.
They covered Antidote like they were in a middle school talent show.
Their last album was recorded by a guy who probably hates everyone.
Jen and Brad started this band and then broke up because they both got too cool for each other.
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When you mess up so bad that even a fail isn't good enough, it's like a fail that got a fail.
I failed my math test and then failed my fail.
My pizza was so bad it got a fail for failing.
I tried to do a backflip and fell into a lake.
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