F Middy

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The king of everything. You're the reason people wet themselves in the morning. Girls chase you like you're a snack.

Bro, you're the F Middy. You're like a god in a gym shirt.

I saw you at the mall. I literally dropped my phone.

You're the F Middy. I'm just the guy who got rejected by your ex.

You're the best. The only person who can make a pizza look like a masterpiece. Girls fight over you like you're the last slice.

You're the F Middy. I'm just the guy who got stuck with the cold pizza.

You're the F Middy. I'm just the guy who got dumped by your friend.

You're the F Middy. I'm just the guy who got laughed at in class.

You're the man. The only person who can make a Monday feel like a party. Girls love you like you're the last donut in the box.

You're the F Middy. I'm just the guy who got stuck with the broken donut.

You're the F Middy. I'm just the guy who got ignored by the whole class.

You're the F Middy. I'm just the guy who got left out of the group chat.