F*** me hair

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That wild, messed-up hair that says you're too drunk to care and too hot to ignore.
My hair looks like I got into a fight with a comb and lost.
I did my hair in the bathroom mirror and it looked like a hurricane hit my head.
My hair is so wild it's got its own Twitter account.
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That hair you do when you're too lazy to brush it but still want to look like a sex symbol.
I woke up like this and it looked like I was trying to start a trend.
I threw my hair up and it looked like I just escaped a salon fight.
I did my hair in five seconds and it looked like I had a stylist for a year.
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That crazy, high-up hair that looks like it was hit by a flamingo and still managed to look good.
My hair looked like it had been attacked by a flamingo and it was proud of itself.
I did my hair in the car and it looked like I was trying to start a war.
My hair is so high it's about to touch the sky and ask for a raise.
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