F-juicer

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A fancy butt press that forces poop out like a stuck door. You squeeze it till you’re screaming and then it all comes flying out like a poop volcano.

My cousin used it at Thanksgiving and the whole room smelled like old socks.

I tried it and it felt like my butt was on fire.

My uncle used it every morning and now he’s the poop king.

A butt cheater that makes you poop so hard you think you’re gonna die. It’s like having a raccoon in your colon that won’t stop digging.

My mom used it and her pants fell down.

I watched my dad use it and he yelled like a toddler.

My brother used it in the bathroom and it echoed through the house.

A butt device that makes you poop so fast you think you’re gonna explode. It’s like your butt is doing a dance and your poop is the beat.

My sister used it and her whole family heard it.

I used it and my poop came out like a rocket.

My friend used it and now he’s the poop wizard.