F-Jack

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When a woman lets out a squishy flood during sex because she’s really into it. Not all women do it. Some are too cheap to bother.

My cousin said she saw her aunt’s bed soaked after a date. She said, 'That’s not sweat, that’s F-Jack.'

My mom told me my uncle’s wife had a full-on waterfall during his birthday. He didn’t even know what it was.

My friend texted me, 'I think my girl just did the F-Jack. I’m never going back to the gym.'

A guy who’s so ugly and dumb he’s like a lumpy potato. He thinks he’s tough because he shovels poop and doesn’t know what a sentence is.

My neighbor called his son a F-Jack after he threw a fit because the cows wouldn’t eat his lunch.

My uncle’s cousin tried to fight me because he thought I was a F-Jack. I let him cry on my shoulder.

My cousin’s F-Jack brother cried when he got a D on his report card. He said, 'I work harder than you!'

A person who looks like a hot dog with hair. They probably got it done by a guy who thinks a comb is a knife.

My teacher said my friend looked like a F-Jack after his perm went wrong. He had a hairline and a cowlick.

My cousin’s friend’s perm looked like a spiderweb. He said, 'This is a F-Jack, not a hairstyle.'

My friend’s brother got a F-Jack and now he thinks he’s a rock star. He even wears a hat to sleep.