F is For Family

Frank just screamed at his daughter for spilling cereal on the floor. 'I’m gonna punch you through the wall!' he yelled.

Frank’s son dropped his phone in the toilet. 'You’re gonna be the first one through that wall!' he said.

Frank’s wife asked why he’s yelling. He said, 'Because my kids are dumbass failures!'

Frank’s son got a D on his math test. 'I’m gonna beat you to death with a hammer!' he roared.

Frank’s daughter didn’t clean her room. 'You’re gonna die from laziness!' he said.

Frank’s wife told him to stop yelling. He said, 'I’m not yelling, I’m being a dad!'

Frank’s daughter drew on the wall with marker. 'You’re gonna eat the wall!' he said.

Frank’s son got a bad grade. 'You’re gonna eat the wall for lunch!' he yelled.

Frank’s wife said, 'You’re scaring the kids.' He said, 'That’s the point!'