Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Money stuff and insurance. The stuff adults worry about when they’re too old to care.

My dad’s been talking about F&I since I was born. It’s like he’s trying to forget he’s getting fat.

Bro, if you don’t get F&I, you’re gonna end up broke and crying in a bank.

F&I is just a fancy way of saying ‘I hope I don’t die poor.’

2

Finish Inside Fall Asleep. A lazy person’s way of saying they’re done for the day.

I did F&I at 7 PM. I didn’t even take off my shoes.

She said F&I and passed out on the couch. I had to move her to get my video game.

My brother F&I’d before his mom even said ‘go to bed.’

3

As Far As I Know. Used when someone is too clueless to know the truth.

He said, ‘As Far As I Know,’ but he didn’t even check his phone.

She told me ‘As Far As I Know’ but she was lying and I knew it.

He used ‘As Far As I Know’ and then got caught in a lie. Classic.

4

Intoxicate and fuck. When you get so wasted you just want to have sex with someone, even if they’re dumb.

I drank two beers and did I&F with my crush. She was stupid but had a good body.

He got so drunk he did I&F with his teacher. She didn’t even care.

They got so high they did I&F in the hallway. It was wild.

5

A phrase from a Twenty One Pilots song. Used when you’re emotional and you think about a fictional story that’s way too sad.

He said ‘I&F’ and started crying about a fictional forest. It was dramatic.

I used ‘I&F’ after my crush broke up with me. It was fake but it helped.

She said ‘I&F’ and it made me feel like I was in a sad movie.

6

A word for when kids say frick instead of fuck. It’s so cringe it hurts.

My little brother says ‘frick’ instead of ‘fuck.’ It’s so cringe.

She said ‘frick’ and I almost died from how bad it was.

My teacher said ‘frick’ and I had to leave the room.

7

Three friends who never leave anyone out. They’re not a wos and they’re not fake.

My three friends are I&F. They’re never fake and they always include me.

He said he had I&F. I believed him because they’re real.

She has I&F and they’re not a wos. They’re just good friends.