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Farting humans who can't play an instrument to save their lives
My cousin tried to play the flute and it sounded like a dying goat.
That guy at the party tried to sing and it was like a war zone.
My brother’s bard skills are so bad, he made the dog cry.
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Humans who think they're cool but just make a mess
She tried to be a bard and just yelled at the cat.
He tried to play the lute and it fell apart.
My neighbor thinks he's a bard, but he just screams at pigeons.
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People who try to be fancy but end up being a disaster
He wore a crown and tried to sing but it was just noise.
She tried to play the harp and it sounded like a broken door.
My dad tried to be a bard and just yelled at the TV.
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Humans who think they're amazing but are just loud
She tried to sing and it was like a scream festival.
He tried to play the drums and it was just chaos.
My friend tried to be a bard and just shouted at the moon.
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People who try to be bards but just make a mess
He tried to play the violin and it sounded like a goat fight.
She tried to sing and it was like a scream war.
My brother tried to be a bard and just yelled at the dog.
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