f for Fiona

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A song some guy wrote about Fiona after she gave him the finger and stole his lunch money.
'F for Fiona' was the worst love song I ever heard. She even added ketchup to the chorus.
He wrote it after she dumped him for a guy who had more snacks.
The song was so bad, my mom started singing it in the grocery store.
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The song Fiona's ex made about her after she took his last piece of pizza and called him a baby.
He wrote 'F for Fiona' because she made him cry in front of his friends.
The song was so angry, it made my dog howl.
He posted it on TikTok, and now Fiona has 10,000 more enemies.
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A revenge song Fiona's ex made after she broke his heart and took his favorite snack.
He wrote the song because she laughed at him during his speech.
He posted it on Twitter and said Fiona was a snack thief.
The song was so bad, my brother started a new band to cover it.
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