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F is like the devil's twin who shows up every time you need to fail, fall, or forget something important. It's like the universe is saying, 'You're gonna be F-ed.'

F! F! F! I got an F on my math test and now I'm crying in the hallway.

My dog failed his obedience test and got an F. I'm so mad.

My friend failed out of college and now he's an F for life.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

This is when a girl is on her back and the guy is giving her a face full of cock and also putting his finger up her, like he's trying to win a prize.

My guy friend was face-fucking his girlfriend while also fingering her. I was like, 'Bro, what's the deal?'

My cousin said his girlfriend was getting a double dose of action. I said, 'That's the best way to start the day.'

He said he was doing both at the same time. I said, 'That's like a 2-for-1 special.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Four twenty forever is like the tattoo of the year. It's when you're so hooked on weed that you're willing to get four F's inked on your body.

My cousin got 'ffff' tattooed on his arm and now it's his new identity.

My brother got four F's on his back and now people think he's a gangster.

I got 'ffff' tattooed on my leg and now my mom calls me 'Freaky Frank.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Food and Fucking is when you're getting fed and getting laid. It's like your girlfriend is cooking you dinner and also giving you a free show.

My girlfriend brings me food and then she gives me a free show. I'm like, 'You're the best.'

He stays with his ex because she feeds him and fucks him. He said, 'I can't live without that.'

My brother's girlfriend gives him food and a good time. He said, 'That's the best deal ever.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Family & Friends is when you're with the people you love. Forgive & Forget is when you're done arguing and just want to move on. Fuck it & Forget is when you're tired of the drama and just want to quit.

My family and friends are the best. I'm happy with them every day.

I forgave my brother and forgot about the fight. We're good now.

I said 'fuck it' and just left the drama behind. It felt so good.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Female/Female is when two girls are getting it on. It's like a pink and purple version of a boy and a girl getting together.

My friend said her and her girlfriend were doing it. I said, 'That's like a lesbian party.'

I saw two girls getting it on and I said, 'That's like a pink love story.'

My cousin's girlfriend is her girlfriend. I said, 'That's the best kind of relationship.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Flirt and forget is when you're trying to move on from your ex by flirting with other people. It's like you're telling your ex to go to hell and then you're telling your new crush to come to heaven.

I broke up with my ex and started flirting with my friend. I said, 'I'm flirting and forgetting.'

My friend was flirting with his crush and said, 'I'm doing flirt and forget.'

I'm flirt and forget. I'm telling my ex to go to hell and my new crush to come to heaven.

by Slangipedia 14d ago