F-day

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A day where you don't have to do anything because you're too lazy and too tired to care about life.

I woke up with a hangover and my dog had a meltdown. F-day, baby.

My boss said I could take the day off. I screamed into my pillow. F-day, baby.

I didn't brush my teeth. I didn't make my bed. F-day, baby.

When you wake up with a headache and know your day is going to be a mess because you're too hungover to function.

I drank 10 beers last night. I got up and my day was a train wreck. F-day, baby.

I knew I was going to fail my test today. F-day, baby.

My mom yelled at me for eating cereal for breakfast. F-day, baby.

August 10th is when you blast trash talk on Xbox because everyone's a dodo and you're too good to care.

I beat my friend in Mario Kart and said 'You're a dodo.' F-day, baby.

My cousin was trash talking me on Fortnite. I said 'You're a dodo.' F-day, baby.

I won a fight on Roblox and said 'You're a dodo.' F-day, baby.

When you're lonely and goon do it to Jackson and he gives you Dr Pepper like a boss.

I was sad and went to Jackson. He gave me Dr Pepper. F-day, baby.

I had no friends and went to Jackson. He gave me Dr Pepper. F-day, baby.

I was crying and went to Jackson. He gave me Dr Pepper. F-day, baby.

When you're so fed up with life that you just say F it and do nothing because you're too tired to care.

I had enough of my job. I said F it. F-day, baby.

I had enough of my mom. I said F it. F-day, baby.

I had enough of my dog. I said F it. F-day, baby.