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A guy or girl who acts like they're the king of the castle just because they can flirt with anyone who breathes. They’re so smooth, they could probably flirt with a corpse and make it blush.
Hey, I saw you eyeing my burger. Want to flirt and split the meal?
You just gave me a wink like I was the last piece of cake at a party.
Flirt dawg, I’m not even here and you’re already trying to chat me up.
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When a guy takes you out and then acts like he's doing you a favor when he doesn't pay. It’s like he thinks you're begging for his attention and money.
I went on a date and he didn’t pay. I’m not even mad, I’m just confused.
He asked me out, and then asked why I didn’t pay. Like I was the one who broke the rules.
I took him to the restaurant and he didn’t pay. He said it was a 'test of loyalty.' I said it was a test of his brain.
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A person who flirts so much, they might as well have a second job. They flirt with everyone, all the time, and they never stop. It’s like they’re trying to flirt their way into heaven.
I saw her flirt with the waiter, the barista, and my best friend. I’m not even mad, I’m just impressed.
He flirts with every person who walks by. I think he’s trying to flirt with the moon.
She flirts so much, I think she’s trying to flirt with the air.
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