F-cup Cookies

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Cookies that make you look like a fat panda instead of a hot chick. They’re full of fake herbs that promise you’ll get huge boobs, but you’ll just get a stomach like a pig.

My cousin ate 10 of these and now she looks like a dumpling.

These cookies are the reason my friend’s bra broke.

I tried these and now I have a muffin top and a side of shame.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

These cookies are like a scam from the devil. They promise you’ll get big titties, but you’ll just get a gut and a headache.

I ate these before my date and now I look like a cake.

These cookies are the worst thing since sliced bread and regret.

I told my friend she’d be a goddess, and now she’s a goddess of flatulence.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

These cookies are the reason your mom’s friend’s sister got a stomach like a balloon. They’re full of fake stuff that makes you feel like you’ve been hit by a truck.

I gave my neighbor these and now she’s a walking doughnut.

My brother ate these and now he looks like a pizza.

These cookies are the reason my friend’s bra is now a tent.

by Slangipedia 14d ago