f-crack

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1
a super rude way to call someone a total failure. it’s like saying they’re a broken toilet and a bad joke all at once.
my mom called my dog a f-crack after he ate my homework
my teacher said my essay was a f-crack and a half
my cousin texted me and said my new haircut was a f-crack in disguise
2
a swear word you use when someone is so bad, even a donkey would laugh at them.
my brother called my math test a f-crack and it was true
my friend said my new shirt was a f-crack and I believed her
my dad said my mom’s cooking was a f-crack and he meant it
3
a way to say someone is the worst. like they’re a burnt burger and a failed exam all in one.
my neighbor called my pet a f-crack and it was fair
my teacher said my report was a f-crack and I didn’t argue
my friend said my new dance move was a f-crack and I knew it was true
4
a total insult that means someone is so bad, they’re like a used sock and a broken toy.
my dog called my math test a f-crack and it was right
my sister said my new hairstyle was a f-crack and I agreed
my mom called my breakfast a f-crack and I didn’t argue
5
a swear word you use when someone is so terrible, they’re like a bad pizza and a failed test combined.
my friend said my new song was a f-crack and it was true
my brother called my math test a f-crack and it was fair
my teacher said my essay was a f-crack and I didn’t argue
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