F-buddy

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A fuck buddy is someone you have sex with just for fun, no promises, no feelings, and no mess.
I saw my ex at the mall and we had sex in the parking lot. Classic fuck buddy move.
My fuck buddy texts me every day but doesn't even know my birthday.
He said he'd be my fuck buddy forever, but now he's dating my sister.
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A fuck buddy is like a one-night stand on steroids, you get the sex, but you get nothing else.
My fuck buddy left a pizza box on my porch and called it a love letter.
I had sex with my fuck buddy at the movie theater, and the whole row saw it.
He said he'd be my fuck buddy forever, then he got a girlfriend.
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A fuck buddy is the person who gives you the best sex, but also the worst texts.
My fuck buddy sent me a selfie with a dead fish in the background. Not cool.
I had sex with my fuck buddy at the gas station. No judgment.
He texted me ‘I miss your ass’ and then left me hanging.
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