Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The two notes my nephew was supposed to play at Christmas, now the family word for anything that’s so effing stupid it makes you want to scream.

My mom said the new phone app was f and g

The boss called the printer f and g

I told my sister the cake was f and g

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2

Go Fuck a Goat. Or just fuck a goat. Whatever gets you off.

My brother said he was going f and g after the meeting

I told my friend to go f and g during lunch

The kid at the park was doing f and g on the slide

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3

Flip-n-Grip is that Asian massage place where you pay for a massage, and then you get a hand job. Sometimes they even flip you over and grip you like you’re a meatball.

My coworker went to Flip-n-Grip and came out singing

I told my mom she should try Flip-n-Grip

The guy next to me at the mall went to Flip-n-Grip

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4

A cigar. But not just any cigar. It’s the British way of saying ‘I’m about to smoke this bad boy and I’m not afraid of anyone.’

My uncle said he was going to light his f and g

The guy at the bar had a f and g like it was a medal

My dad called his cigar f and g and it smelled like a dead cat

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5

Fucking New Guy. The guy who walks in and thinks he’s the boss. You know the one. The one who doesn’t know the coffee machine.

My boss called the new kid f and g

The new guy at the store was f and g

My friend’s boss said the new person was f and g

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6

Fart-B-Gone. When someone lets out a gas so loud it sounds like a jet engine, and you toss them Lysol like it’s a bouquet.

My sister got f and g from my brother

My dad got f and g from my mom

The kid at the bus got f and g from the whole class

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7

Fuckin Gay. That’s what you say when someone is so gay it makes you want to throw up and laugh at the same time.

My friend called my teacher f and g

My brother said my dog was f and g

My cousin called the pizza delivery guy f and g

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