Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Four twenty forever forever four twenty. My tattoos were fffff because I had too much time and too much weed.

I got my first tattoo at 14 and it was FFFFF because I was high and couldn't count.

My cousin got FFFFF on his legs and now he looks like a confused raccoon.

My dog got FFFFF inked on his butt and now he stares at the ceiling like he's judging life.

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Fine as fuck. You look like a hot dog and you're still getting it.

My ex said I was fine as fuck and then left me for a hot dog.

My mom said I was fine as fuck and then told me to go do my homework.

My dog said I was fine as fuck and then ate my homework.

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3

A zombie face emoticon. The f's are hands and you're too dead to care.

I texted my friend a zombie face emoticon and he replied with a facepalm.

My mom sent me a zombie face emoticon and I replied with a facepalm.

I texted my dog a zombie face emoticon and he barked at me.

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4

Acronym for finish inside fall asleep. You're too tired to think straight.

I finished inside, fell asleep, and woke up to my mom yelling at me.

I finished inside, fell asleep, and missed my train.

I finished inside, fell asleep, and my dog ate my shoes.

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5

This position is where the female is lying on her back and the male face fucks her while fingering her like it's a job.

My girlfriend did this and I got a raise at work.

My mom did this and I got a raise at work.

My dog did this and I got a raise at work.

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F-Y-F is fuck yeah, friday! The morning of a friday where you realize how much fun the weekend has to offer and you're already excited.

I woke up on Friday and said fuck yeah, Friday!

My mom woke up on Friday and said fuck yeah, Friday!

My dog woke up on Friday and barked fuck yeah, Friday!

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Food & fucking. Men stay in relationships because of free food and free sex. Or it could be first & fifteenth, a term, record label, and street corner from Chicago.

My dad stayed with my mom because of free food and free sex.

My dog stayed with my cat because of free food and free sex.

My mom stayed with my dad because of free food and free sex.

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