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When you're screwing a girl whose pussy looks like a forest from hell.
I thought she was a bear at first.
She had more hair than my uncle's beard.
I almost yelled 'watch out for the trees!'
F-airy Puss
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When you're getting laid by a girl who looks like a jungle broke out in her crotch.
I thought I was in the middle of the Amazon.
She had a bush so thick, I got lost.
I swear I saw a squirrel run by.
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When you're having sex with a girl whose pussy is so hairy, it looks like a monster came to town.
I thought I was fighting a beast.
She had more hair than my dog.
I almost begged for mercy.