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F-35 is like a NASCAR on speed, but with wings and a huge middle finger to the enemy.

My cousin got a job working on F-35s. He says it's like being in a car crash every day.

I told my mom I wanted to be a pilot. She said, 'You're going to die in an F-35, just like your brother.'

My teacher said, 'If you don't stop talking, I'm going to turn you into an F-35.'

F-35 is the most expensive toy ever made, and it's just for rich people to play war.

My brother says the F-35 is the most expensive toy ever. I said, 'You're just jealous you don't have one.'

I asked my dad why we spend so much on F-35s. He said, 'Because we're rich, and we like to waste money.'

My friend's uncle got a job building F-35s. He said it's like being paid to play with rockets every day.

F-35 is a hot piece of machinery that makes everyone want to rip their pants off, but it also costs a fortune and has like a million versions.

My friend said the F-35 is the most attractive thing he's ever seen. I said, 'You're just jealous you can't fly it.'

My teacher said the F-35 has so many versions it's like having 5 different cars in one.

I asked my mom why the F-35 costs so much. She said, 'Because it's fancy and it looks good.'

F-35 is a fancy airplane made by the United States. It's really good at fighting, but it's also really expensive.

My brother said the F-35 is the best airplane ever. I said, 'It's just really expensive.'

I asked my teacher why the F-35 is so good at fighting. She said, 'Because it's fancy and it's made by the United States.'

My mom said the F-35 is like a superhero plane. I said, 'It's also like a rich person's toy.'

F-35 is a magical airplane that can do everything and is married to a guy who loves food and hates math.

My friend said the F-35 is magical. I said, 'It's just a cool airplane.'

I asked my teacher why the F-35 is married to Sjakieteet. She said, 'Because he loves food and the F-35 loves bombing.'

My mom said the F-35 is married to a guy who loves food. I said, 'That's the weirdest thing I've ever heard.'

F-35 is the reason why Trump is not as bad as everyone says. He saved money for the taxpayers.

My teacher said Trump is not as bad as people think because of the F-35.

I asked my mom why the F-35 is important. She said, 'Because Trump made it happen.'

My friend said Trump is the best president because of the F-35. I said, 'He's also the worst.'