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The F-18 Hornet is a flying trash can that the Navy and Marines love to throw around like it's going out of style. It’s got two engines, can dodge bullets better than a fat kid in a hallway, and has a weapon system so scary it makes other planes cry.
'That F-18 just flew past me like I was a slowpoke. I'm gonna need a new lunch.'
'The Hornet dropped a bomb on my sandwich. I'm not even mad, I'm insulted.'
'My dog ran away from an F-18. That's saying something.'