F-18 Hornet

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The F-18 Hornet is a flying trash can that the Navy and Marines love to throw around like it's going out of style. It’s got two engines, can dodge bullets better than a fat kid in a hallway, and has a weapon system so scary it makes other planes cry.
'That F-18 just flew past me like I was a slowpoke. I'm gonna need a new lunch.'
'The Hornet dropped a bomb on my sandwich. I'm not even mad, I'm insulted.'
'My dog ran away from an F-18. That's saying something.'
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This plane is so good it should be given a medal, a raise, and a vacation. It has two giant engines that punch the sky, can land on a carrier like it’s playing catch, and has enough upgrades to make a tech geek proud.
'That F-18 just flew over my house like I was a tiny kid in a playground.'
'My neighbor’s F-18 did a loop-de-loop over my roof. I’m still mad about it.'
'I saw the F-18 do a mid-air flip and I lost my cool.'
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The F-18 is the king of the sky, a flying beast that can take off like a rocket and land like it’s tired. It's been upgraded so many times, it’s like a video game character that keeps getting a power-up.
'The F-18 just did a mid-air dance and I lost my cool.'
'My dog tried to follow the F-18 and got lost in the clouds.'
'That F-18 flew so fast it made my dog dizzy.'
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