F-14 Tomcat

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The F-14 Tomcat was a beautiful, fast, and totally awesome fighter plane that got axed because some fathead wanted to save money and took a bribe from Boeing. It could kick the hell out of other planes and had this super cool missile that could hit stuff from miles away.
My dad flew the Tomcat and said it felt like flying a spaceship.
I bet the Tomcat could beat the Super Hornet in a fight any day.
Cheney’s a dirtbag who ruined the Tomcat just so he could line his pockets.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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The F-14 was a cool plane, but it had some issues like compressor stalls and no fly-by-wire system. It had weird fins that didn’t work and it was kind of a pain to maintain, but it was still pretty damn good.
My uncle tried to fix a Tomcat and it went into a flat spin.
They removed the glove vanes because they were useless.
The Tomcat was a pain in the ass to maintain, but it was worth it.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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The F-14 Tomcat was a beast that could fly at Mach 2 and was fast enough to make your head spin. The Iranians still use it, and it can punch the hell out of enemies with its missiles and cannons.
The Iranians still use the Tomcat like it’s going out of style.
The Tomcat can take on enemies from way far away.
The Tomcat is still kicking ass even after it got retired.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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