Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who hides from the world, acts like a lunatic, and has eyes so big they look like they’re staring right up your ass.

He stayed in his room for a week and came out talking to a banana.

She texted me at 3 AM about the conspiracy of socks.

He tried to explain quantum physics to my dog.

2

A human who lives in silence, flips out randomly, and has eyes that could make your mom blush.

He screamed at a toaster like it owed him money.

She told me aliens were hiding in my closet.

He drew a map of the universe on the floor with crayons.

3

Someone who likes to be alone, has a mind like a tornado, and eyes so big they look like they’re judging your whole life.

He spent two days arguing with a lamp.

She cried because the sky was too blue.

He tried to build a time machine out of cereal boxes.

4

A person who avoids people, acts like a nutcase, and has eyes that could make your dad blush.

He told his cat he was the king of the world.

She texted me a poem about the meaning of spaghetti.

He tried to start a revolution with a pencil.

5

A human who loves being by themselves, goes insane for no reason, and has eyes like they’ve seen your worst day.

He yelled at a cloud for not being funny enough.

She asked my dog if he liked pizza.

He tried to write a book using only emojis.