E.Y.T.Y.K

'I thought we were best friends, but E. Y. T. Y. K turned out to be a bunch of backstabbing jerks.'

'My mom was E. Y. T. Y. K, she told my dad I was fat, but she was the one who ate the whole cake.'

'My gym teacher was E. Y. T. Y. K, he said I was lazy, but he just ran away when I chased him.'

'I went to the party thinking E. Y. T. Y. K would be there, but they just laughed at me from behind the couch.'

'My crush was E. Y. T. Y. K, he said he liked me, but he was just trying to get my lunch money.'

'My dog was E. Y. T. Y. K, he barked at me, then stole my sandwich.'

'My group chat was E. Y. T. Y. K, they all said I was weird, but they were the ones who wore socks to school.'

'My basketball team was E. Y. T. Y. K, they said I was the worst, but they didn't even show up to the game.'

'My neighbors were E. Y. T. Y. K, they said they liked my cat, but they stole it and gave it to their kid.'

'My class was E. Y. T. Y. K, they all said I was dumb, but they failed the test too.'

'My band was E. Y. T. Y. K, they said I was the worst singer, but they couldn't even play the guitar.'

'My family was E. Y. T. Y. K, they all said I was a mess, but they just didn't clean their room.'

'My friends were E. Y. T. Y. K, they said they liked me, but they laughed at me when I tripped in front of the whole school.'

'My crush was E. Y. T. Y. K, he said he liked me, but he just wanted my phone number to text his ex.'

'My teacher was E. Y. T. Y. K, she said I was a good student, but she gave me a zero for drawing a dragon on my math test.'