E.Y.M.P.

My little brother said that during lunch. I threw a pizza at him.

She texted me that after I told her I’d be late for dinner.

He yelled it in the middle of a soccer game. The ref didn’t even care.

He wrote that on the bathroom wall. My mom still hasn’t cleaned it.

She sent me a DM during a Zoom meeting. I got yelled at by my boss.

He said it in front of the whole class. The teacher gave him detention.

He told me that during breakfast. I ate my cereal in silence.

She texted it to me while I was taking a test. I got a C.

He said it in the middle of a video call. My grandma cried.