E.V.D.

Current Trending

5 views · Added 14d ago · 6 definitions

1
when your vag goes full tsunami and you’re like ‘what the hell is happening to me’
my sister got E. V. D. during her final exam and cried in the hallway
my dog saw my E. V. D. and ran away screaming
i had E. V. D. in the middle of a Zoom call and my boss asked if i was being haunted
2
like when your pants are soaked and you're still trying to act normal at school
i had E. V. D. in math class and my teacher thought i was leaking orange juice
my friend had E. V. D. during lunch and the whole cafeteria smelled like a swamp
i had E. V. D. on the bus and the driver asked if i was a dog
3
when your pants are literally soaked and you just hope no one notices
my E. V. D. happened during my presentation and i had to leave the room
i had E. V. D. in the grocery store and the cashier looked at me like i was a monster
my E. V. D. was so bad my dog ran out of the house screaming
4
when your vag is basically a volcano and you’re just trying to survive
my E. V. D. happened during my favorite show and i had to pause it
i had E. V. D. in the middle of a dance party and everyone stopped dancing
my E. V. D. was so bad my brother texted me to ask if i was dying
5
when your pants are soaked and you’re just trying to make it through the day
i had E. V. D. during my science test and my teacher gave me a D for the day
my E. V. D. happened in the middle of my lunch and my food got ruined
i had E. V. D. during my favorite movie and i had to leave the theater
6
when your vag is like a broken pipe and everything is going everywhere
i had E. V. D. during my favorite game and my team lost because i was too distracted
my E. V. D. happened in the middle of my favorite song and i had to pause it
i had E. V. D. during my favorite show and my dog laughed at me
xs