E'twaun

E'twaun walked into the bar and every bald woman turned around.

He texted me, 'I seen you eatin' that whole burger. You fat enough for me.'

At the gym, he told my aunt, 'You look like my ex's mom.'

He asked my mom out, and she said, 'You’re too ugly for me.'

He was eating pizza with my cousin and said, 'You’re too fat for me.'

He showed up at my school and told my teacher, 'You look like my ex's mom.'

He called my grandma and said, 'You look like my ex's mom.'

He walked into my lunch and said, 'You’re too fat for me.'

He texted my brother, 'Your mom looks like my ex's mom.'