E.T. Swag

My cousin is an E. T. Swag. He kissed my aunt and left a dent in her face.

That guy at the bar is an E. T. Swag. He tried to talk to my sister and she ran away.

My teacher called me an E. T. Swag because I smiled so wide I scared the dog.

My brother’s an E. T. Swag. He wore lipstick to school and got in trouble.

That kid in my class is an E. T. Swag. He said his lips were 'on fire' and kept smooching the ceiling.

My mom called my dad an E. T. Swag because he kissed the fridge and left a lip print on it.

My neighbor is an E. T. Swag. He tried to kiss my dog and the dog ran away.

My friend’s an E. T. Swag. He kissed a pizza and now it’s soggy.

That guy at the mall is an E. T. Swag. He tried to kiss the escalator and it stopped.