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Girls who are so obsessed with their parents they call them every five minutes and ride in a basket like they're trying to escape a stupid alien movie.

Mom I'm gonna be late I'm stuck in the basket again

Dad I swear if you don't pick me up I'll stay in the basket forever

Mom why do I have to ride in the basket it's so embarrassing

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Girls who live in their parents' house and think calling them is the same as being cool. They also ride in a basket like it's a big deal.

Mom I'm cool I just called you

Dad I'm not cool I called you twice

Mom I'm gonna ride in the basket again I don't care

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Girls who are so close to their parents they act like they're part of the family. They also ride in a basket like it's the most normal thing ever.

Mom I'm part of the family I called you

Dad I'm not part of the family I called you three times

Mom I'm riding in the basket again I don't care who sees me

by Slangipedia 16d ago