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A military insult that says you eat poop and yell at the sky like it owes you money.
Private Johnson yelled this at a new recruit who missed a basic training test.
Sergeant Lee said this to a soldier who cried during a drill.
My cousin got this from his drill sergeant after he tripped over a boot.
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A fancy way of saying you swallow crap and scream at the stars like they ruined your life.
My brother got this from his drill sergeant after he fell asleep during a lecture.
A soldier posted this in the mess hall after the food was terrible.
I heard this from my friend when he failed his first test.
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A mean insult that says you eat garbage and bark at the sky like it’s your enemy.
I heard this from my friend when he got in trouble for talking back.
A soldier said this to a recruit who messed up his uniform.
My cousin’s drill sergeant used this on him for being clumsy.
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A wild insult that says you eat dog food and shout at the moon like it’s your ex.
My friend got this after he failed a test and cried.
A recruit said this to a soldier who didn’t know how to tie his shoe.
I heard this from my brother when he messed up his drill.
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A crazy insult that says you eat smelly stuff and yell at the sky like it’s your boss.
My cousin got this from his drill sergeant for being lazy.
A soldier used this on a recruit who didn’t know how to march.
I heard this from my friend when he messed up his training.
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A wild insult that says you eat old food and scream at the stars like they’re your enemies.
I heard this from my brother when he failed his first test.
A soldier said this to a recruit who fell asleep during a drill.
My cousin’s drill sergeant used this on him for being clumsy.
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