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When you type every keyboard layout in the universe just because you're too lazy to do anything else and your brain is fried

I typed the whole alphabet forwards and backwards just to see if my keyboard would explode

My mom asked why I was typing so much and I said 'I'm just testing my keyboard's patience'

My teacher said I was doing homework and I said 'No, I'm just proving my keyboard wrong'

You type every keyboard layout just because you’re too dumb to realize you could just close the tab and go play video games

I typed all the keyboard layouts and my hands fell off

My dog walked into my room and looked at me like I was a fool

My brother said I was typing too much and I said 'You don’t know what typing is'

You type every keyboard layout just because you're so bored you're trying to annoy your keyboard into giving up

My keyboard gave me a warning and I ignored it

I typed so much my keyboard started crying

My keyboard asked me if I wanted to stop and I said 'No, I want you to suffer'

You type every keyboard layout just because you're too stupid to know that pi is 3.14 and not 3.14159265

I typed pi like it was my full-time job

My teacher said I was wasting my time and I said 'I’m not wasting time, I’m being efficient'

I typed pi so much my fingers hurt more than my brain

You type every keyboard layout just because you're too dumb to know that pi is 3.14 and not 3.14159265

I typed pi so much my keyboard is now in therapy

My mom said I was typing too much and I said 'It’s not typing, it’s a spiritual journey'

I typed pi so long my keyboard got a degree in pi

You type every keyboard layout just because you’re too dumb to know that pi is 3.14 and not 3.14159265

My keyboard asked for a raise because it was tired of me typing

I typed pi so much my fingers started a union

I told my keyboard I was going to type until it was dead