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I’ll eat your whole face until you blow your load in my hair
My grandma said that to my dad when he forgot her birthday
He texted me that during lunch and I had to leave the room
She screamed it in the middle of a football game
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I’ll suck your junk so hard you’ll leak everywhere
He sent it to his ex in all caps
She said it to the principal during a meeting
He whispered it to his friend during a test
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I’ll eat your privates until you spill everywhere like a broken toilet
She said it to her brother during a family dinner
He wrote it in a love letter to his crush
They yelled it at each other during a fight
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I’ll put my mouth on your junk until you puke in my mouth
He sent it to his mom in a group chat
They said it during a video call with friends
She wrote it on his math homework
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I’ll make you so happy you’ll leak everywhere like a broken hose
He texted it to his crush before the big game
She yelled it in the middle of a math test
They said it during a surprise party
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I’ll eat your junk until you blow your load on my face like a rocket
He said it to his teacher during class
She texted it to her brother during lunch
They screamed it in the middle of a concert
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