E.M.P.A.S.M.T.

My mom said that if I don't clean my room, she'll chow down on my snatch and give my boobs a slap fight.

He promised me chow down on my snatch and give my boobs a slap fight if I pass the test.

She texted me: 'If you don't show up, I'll chow down on your snatch and give your boobs a slap fight.'

He told me, 'If you don't stop talking, I'll devour your vulva and punch your breasts.'

She said, 'You better do your homework or I'll devour your vulva and punch your breasts.'

My friend sent me a DM: 'Don't mess with me, or I'll devour your vulva and punch your breasts.'

My dad said, 'If you don't eat your veggies, I'll eat your snatch and whip your tits.'

She threatened me with, 'Eat my snatch and whip my tits if you don't stop being loud.'

He messaged me: 'I'll eat your snatch and whip your tits if you don't come to the party.'

She told me, 'If you don't stop teasing me, I'll lick your snatch and slap your boobs.'

He promised, 'If you pass the test, I'll lick your snatch and slap your boobs.'

My cousin texted me: 'Don't forget my birthday, or I'll lick your snatch and slap your boobs.'

My brother said, 'If you don't stop playing video games, I'll swallow your snatch and hit your tits.'

She whispered, 'If you don't help me, I'll swallow your snatch and hit your tits.'

He said in class, 'If you don't shut up, I'll swallow your snatch and hit your tits.'

He told me, 'If you don't do your homework, I'll suck your snatch and whack your tits.'

She said, 'If you don't stop being annoying, I'll suck your snatch and whack your tits.'

My friend sent me: 'Don't forget our plans, or I'll suck your snatch and whack your tits.'