E'mare

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E'mare is a weird name that only a nerdy kid would have. They are a total wallflower until you give them snacks, then they turn into a loud, laugh-crying mess who still thinks they’re cool.

E'mare: 'I was hiding in the closet. Then you gave me a bag of chips. Now I’m screaming into my pillow.'

E'mare DMs you: 'I read 10 books today. I’m not weird. I’m just... highly educated.'

E'mare tries to be funny at a party. It goes wrong. Everyone laughs. They cry. It’s a masterpiece.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

E'mare is the kind of person who hides in the back of the room but will yell at you about a joke they heard in a book. They’re a softie once you get past their weirdness.

E'mare: 'I read a book where the main character cried. Now I cry when I laugh.'

E'mare texts you: 'You’re not funny. The book is.'

E'mare stands up in class and yells, 'That joke was the best part of my life!'

by Slangipedia 15d ago

E'mare is a total weirdo. They’re quiet until you give them candy, then they talk your ear off about how cool they are. They’re also the kind of person who reads books and thinks it’s a superpower.

E'mare: 'I read a book. Now I can read your thoughts. It’s true.'

E'mare sends you a message: 'I got candy. Now I’m going to be awesome.'

E'mare: 'I read a book. Now I can beat you up. It’s a power.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago