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I wish your face was a pizza and I could throw it out the window
My cousin said that during a screaming match at a family reunion
I texted my ex after he called me a 'disaster in human form'
My friend wrote it in a group chat when our teacher started crying during math class
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If you don’t stop talking, I’ll feed you to the neighbor’s dog
My brother said that during a video game battle
My mom yelled it at me when I wouldn’t stop arguing with my sister
My friend wrote it in a DM after I kept interrupting his favorite song
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Your mouth is so loud, I think it has its own phone line
My teacher said that during a really loud class
My friend texted me after my cousin wouldn’t stop talking during lunch
I wrote it in a group chat when my friend kept interrupting my favorite show
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If you keep talking, I’ll put your face in a blender and make smoothies for the whole neighborhood
My cousin said that during a loud argument at a sleepover
I texted my friend after he wouldn’t stop making jokes during a movie
My mom yelled it at me when I wouldn’t stop talking during dinner
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You’re so loud, I think your voice is trying to take over the world
My friend wrote that in a group chat during a really loud party
My teacher said it when my class wouldn’t stop talking
I texted my brother after he wouldn’t stop making noises during my favorite video game
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Your mouth is so loud, I think it’s trying to start a war
My mom said that during a really loud family fight
My friend texted me after my brother wouldn’t stop talking during lunch
I wrote it in a DM when my cousin kept interrupting my favorite song
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