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Early Life Crisis is when a kid realizes they are too young to be cool and too old to be a baby. They get mad because no one takes them seriously and they swear they'll be rich by 30, but they're still stuck in the 6th grade.
'I'm 12 and I'm already tired of being called a baby.'
'They said I'd be a billionaire by 20, but I still can't afford lunch.'
'I'm not a kid, I'm a future CEO, and I'm being treated like a loser.'