Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A cheap brand of Brandy that tastes like old socks and works best when drowned in Pepsi.

I drank E&J like it was liquid courage. It was just liquid stupidity.

My dad drinks E&J and Pepsi like it's a religion.

E&J is the reason I failed my math test. I was too busy making a drink.

2

A vaporizer that makes your brain feel like it's on fire and your lungs feel like they're made of sand.

My E&J hits harder than my mom’s yelling.

I smoke E&J so much my friends think I'm a ghost.

I tried E&J and now I can't breathe. I think I'm dying.

3

A human who laughs so hard she cries and dyes her hair so bright it looks like a neon sign screaming at you.

E-J laughed so hard she cried. I think she broke her nose.

E-J dyed her hair pink and now it looks like a flamingo exploded in her head.

E-J is the only person who can make me laugh until I throw up.

4

A stupid joke that I made just because I was bored and had nothing better to do.

This was just a joke. I'm not even serious.

I made this for no reason. I’m just weird like that.

This was the result of my brain being empty.

5

A loud, stupid laugh that sounds like a goat being hit by a truck.

Hahahahaha! I laughed so hard I think I broke my ribs.

Look at me now! I’m the king of stupid laughs.

I heard that laugh and I knew I was doomed.